In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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