And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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