Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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