He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
