You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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