Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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