this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
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