i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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