Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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