I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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