her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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