if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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