worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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