...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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