I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
so that wasnt chicken after all
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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