she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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