Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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