I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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