I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Can Purell be used as lube?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
you made out with another girl for some wings
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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