I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
