i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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