question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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