I'm really into asian looking animals
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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