They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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