forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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