It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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