just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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