Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
My day in three words: secret purse cake
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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