Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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