Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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