I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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