I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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