Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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