You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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