I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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