I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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