Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
