Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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