yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
