im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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