I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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