no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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