something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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