are you still at the devil's house?
wanna go halves on a baby?
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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