We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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