So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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