Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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