Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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