if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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