I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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