have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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