so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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