Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I'm like, not good at living.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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