I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
the day after is always just damage control
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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